lukemerren:

lukemerren:

what do you call pete wentz sitting in dessert?

a punk in pie

gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice

gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice

(via dutchster)

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exteriors:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

(via brokenshardsofstupidity)

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when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet

(Source: screenagers, via oh-so-typical)

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Anonymous said: I'm sorry but elves just look wrong as POC, they lose so much of their ethereal beauty and the purity that they represent.

nineprotons:

dividedconsciousness:

maleficarmorrigan:

*makes hour-long fart noises*

"Im sorry but black people cant be elves because black people arent beautiful or good"

Please tell me this anon is fucking joking.

For Anon:

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jaclcfrost:

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

(via homosexualpancakes)

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foulmouthedliberty:

brobecks:

it’s approaching fall which means it’s almost “leggings/scarves/snow/uggs/oversized sweaters/pumpkin spice lattes/wanting someone to cuddle with” season which means it’s also almost “complain about teenage girls and the things they like to do in the fall” season and I want y’all to know I am Not Here For That and I will defend teenage girls forever

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hroakie:

does ur gay ever just hit u at the most random times like you’ll be eating your bagel and then you just„„, wow…. i am so fucking gay

(Source: s1aine, via gay-by-day-still-gay-by-night)

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tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

(via gay-by-day-still-gay-by-night)

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theterry:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND



I couldn’t help it. Phrases make the best song titles.
(Also 100% shipping Tulip with Cactus. I don’t even know why, I must.)

theterry:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

Their Song List

I couldn’t help it. Phrases make the best song titles.

(Also 100% shipping Tulip with Cactus. I don’t even know why, I must.)

(via gay-by-day-still-gay-by-night)

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